The Happy Junkie says : this is a recycled article. A bit dated. And the places are mainly limited to near where I work since it was written for an internal magazine at where I work. But pls contribute your "lobangs" (colloquial Malay word for tips) too.
The simplest of foods can bring immense delight to some - Fish Bee Hoon. This is dedicated to Stef and Grace - my fishy chicas who can get fishy with me.
We met 2 years ago. Before that, I never gave soupy noodles a second glance - having written them off as bland and uninteresting. I had been through some disappointing times with fish ball noodle soup before and resolved never to subject myself to that again.
My friend introduced us. At that time, she was obssessive phase - in love. Whenever I met her she was either eating some noodle in white soup, or craving it.
This radical diet affected me as we always had to eat at hawker centres and food courts so that she could be near her love. Not a big problem, except that they weren't exactly comfortable places to swap girlish stories and sit at until we grew roots into the ground.
A fateful evening, before bridge, I found myself at Marina Square food court, opposite my friend, happily slurping away. I relented and took a sip. The soup tasted fishy, peppery, gingery and well, nice. But....the big deal??
My friend piled some noodles, ikan bilis, seaweed and fish meat topped with chilli padi and offered me a second spoon. Lightning struck.
My life has changed. I have spent lonely lunch hours walking the distance of 2 bus stops in search of my beautiful bowl. I have taken trains to bring me closer to heaven, braved long queues and blazing suns only to savour the best.
Many afternoons, with tears running down my cheeks and flushing at the face, I wondered if I would die before my time because I could have burned a hole in my intestines from he acidity of the chili and heat of the noodles.
On days when I sneezed endlessly and clogged at the nose, I sought comfort in The Bowl, letting all the phlegm melt and water spill out of my eyes and nose, dehydrating and drying up.
Love is cruel. But I keep going back for more.
The explosion of chili padi in my mouth, the subsequent blending of it with the ginger, pepper and muted taste of milk, and the soothing of the flames by the milk, just produce the most interesting combination of flavours I have known in a long time.
In my case, love is not blind though. Here are 5 stalls that I have given top marks to, in no particular order of preference:
Seah Imm Food Centre
Ichiban stall (facing bus interchange). This stall also has sambal with lime in addition to chilli padi for those more masochistic than I.
Maxwell Food Court
Identifiable by long queue.
Banquet Food Court, South Bridge Rd
This stall is halal so everyone can feel the love!
Singapore General Hospital Food Junction
Well, better cure for a cold than the clinics upstairs!
Blk 46 Holland Drive
Very generous with fish - big chunks of meat. And they add XO to the soup too. It's famous.
Here are some tips on how to have a satisying and fulfilling relationship with your bowl of Fish Bee Hoon – clear, milky, fried or sliced, it’s your choice :
a) When packing back to office, be sure to reach the office in half the time it took you to walk to the stall to prevent the noodles from absorbing the soup and bloating.
b) Sprinkle pepper generously and load the bowl with chili padi if you find the soup too bland, and sizzle away!
c) Instead of having a flat and consistent combination of flavours (tip 2), soak the chili padi separately in light soya sauce and place 1-2 slices directly on top of the spoon of noodles to experience a succession of flavours.
d) To avoid the fatal combination of chili and heat, and shorten the time taken to consume the bowl, eat noodles and ingredients without soup.
e) For a more wholesome taste, eat noodles with soup anyway.
f) For the health conscious, take rice instead of bee hoon (processed food), or just the soup with the fish and vegetables, or opt for clear soup (less calories). Opt for clear soup too if you like the searing taste of chilli padi - the milk comforts the pain to some extent.
g) Lastly, for those whose liquids pour out of their pores, eyes or nose easily, be sure to keep a packet of tissue paper within easy reach.
Update : Gracie recommends stall at Golden Shoe CP, Battery Rd.